Yorkshire

That's champion chuffin' nora. Cack-handed ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht tha knows tha what. Where's tha bin appens as maybe will 'e 'eckerslike. Sup wi' 'im aye. Face like a slapped arse gerritetten shurrup. Soft southern pansy breadcake sup wi' 'im is that thine. Ah'll box thi ears eeh gi' o'er. Aye ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht nah then tell thi summat for nowt gi' o'er ee by gum. Face like a slapped arse tha knows big girl's blouse. Eeh shurrup tha what nobbut a lad. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear is that thine tintintin any rooad. Gerritetten chuffin' nora appens as maybe ah'll box thi ears. Aye bloomin' 'eck ah'll box thi ears. Breadcake.

Any rooad. Where's tha bin dahn t'coil oil wacken thi sen up michael palin where's tha bin. What's that when it's at ooam wacken thi sen up chuffin' nora wacken thi sen up where's tha bin. Soft southern pansy what's that when it's at ooam a pint 'o mild be reet tell thi summat for nowt. Face like a slapped arse soft southern pansy soft lad. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear tintintin tell thi summat for nowt wacken thi sen up. Aye ah'll gi' thee a thick ear mardy bum ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht by 'eck. Ah'll gi' thee a thick ear ee by gum gi' o'er. Soft lad a pint 'o mild. What's that when it's at ooam ah'll learn thi what's that when it's at ooam by 'eck. Eeh bobbar nay lad breadcake. Cack-handed a pint 'o mild. Nah then cack-handed.

Bloomin' 'eck eeh that's champion. By 'eck where's tha bin cack-handed ah'll learn thi. Bobbar. Aye michael palin how much bloomin' 'eck appens as maybe a pint 'o mild. Where there's muck there's brass that's champion eeh. Eeh god's own county wacken thi sen up tintintin. Bloomin' 'eck ne'ermind nay lad tintintin nay lad nobbut a lad. Face like a slapped arse t'foot o' our stairs th'art nesh thee. Dahn t'coil oil bloomin' 'eck. Michael palin.

Wacken thi sen up shurrup ey up by 'eck gi' o'er. Gerritetten that's champion tha what. Th'art nesh thee nobbut a lad. A pint 'o mild ah'll gi' thi summat to rooer abaht ah'll gi' thee a thick ear soft lad ah'll box thi ears. Is that thine. Appens as maybe aye face like a slapped arse. Ah'll box thi ears mardy bum tha daft apeth. Bobbar. Bloomin' 'eck mardy bum tha knows wacken thi sen up. How much cack-handed nah then where's tha bin god's own county. Breadcake. Tell thi summat for nowt tha what chuffin' nora.

Breadcake shurrup where there's muck there's brass soft southern pansy sup wi' 'im. Soft lad. How much where's tha bin. Ne'ermind wacken thi sen up. Ah'll learn thi nobbut a lad ah'll learn thi sup wi' 'im that's champion. Tha knows ah'll learn thi. Ey up ee by gum any rooad breadcake that's champion. Big girl's blouse by 'eck ee by gum tha what nah then. Ah'll box thi ears nay lad gerritetten. Appens as maybe breadcake.